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Sofa_King
  • Town/Country : European Union
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 22250
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sofa_King : Handsome lad going by the name of Matthew

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Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29398) - you deserved it (2091)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



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