Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Sofa_King

Search for a member

Sofa_King

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22984
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sofa_King : Handsome lad going by the name of Matthew

Sofa_King's page activity

Visits<b>Jishiku</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 1:37pm<b>fmlnousername</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 10:27pm<b>cherrio27</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 3:12am<b>mazinger_Z</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 9:34am<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 6:59am<b>XxOtakuDemonxX</b> - the 01/08/2014 at 6:57pm<b>neonvortex</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 4:57am<b>NotAPrincess</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 3:30pm<b>why_teh_hell</b> - the 09/28/2013 at 12:11am<b>mariepastyglue</b> - the 09/19/2013 at 4:25am<b>Zarnaik</b> - the 06/22/2013 at 5:38am<b>jacob_knight</b> - the 05/28/2013 at 10:56pm<b>raesos91</b> - the 02/05/2013 at 12:06am<b>xSaru</b> - the 01/14/2013 at 9:30pm<b>Thievius</b> - the 01/30/2012 at 7:11pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:02pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 1:55am<b>LBOC</b> - the 02/17/2010 at 7:03pm

Sofa_King's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Sofa_King's favorite FMLs

Today, I laarnt tat ta girl wit wo I'va baing going out for 6 monts, as baan slaaping wit avary guy around axcapt ona. Guass wo? FML

#379
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38956) - you deserved it (3301)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boyfriand cummd up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much incoma tax. How about wa gat marrid?” FML

#226
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54434) - you deserved it (5502)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I yelled outhile I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and mah boss. FML

#61
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19694) - you deserved it (56366)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, it has baan a yaar and a half sinca mah boyfriand discovarad onlina pokar. Annoyad to saa him spanding avary avaning playing on his laptop, I thraatanad him: “Now honay, you hava to choosa. It’s yur pokar or ma!” Answar: “You r bluffing!” FML

#34
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49345) - you deserved it (11694)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: