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Sofa_King

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23145
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sofa_King : Handsome lad going by the name of Matthew

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Sofa_King's favorite FMLs

Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML

#76277
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13088) - you deserved it (47195)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73972) - you deserved it (4513)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54608) - you deserved it (5890)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10065) - you deserved it (40780)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35871) - you deserved it (2571)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14057) - you deserved it (67942)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8210) - you deserved it (42330)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

#2397
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6638) - you deserved it (26654)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:27pm - love - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

#2349
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28084) - you deserved it (8573)

On 01/23/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by Sleep Walking - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

#1859
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9962) - you deserved it (26595)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

#1008
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14996) - you deserved it (9920)

On 01/12/2009 at 3:34pm - work - by Leaving Early Fail - United States (California)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7618) - you deserved it (28150)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39725) - you deserved it (8441)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13650) - you deserved it (41049)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version



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