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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22983
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sofa_King : Handsome lad going by the name of Matthew

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Today, I returned to mah apartment to fine everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and mah fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry 4 a taco and left instead looool of calling 911. FML

#2387828
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61710) - you deserved it (5032)

On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great , my brother and him would love to see the game. I said , no , I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. mega FML

#1926739
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62215) - you deserved it (2603)

On 05/14/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by Hank (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61937) - you deserved it (5183)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my alarm went off. I reacd to swat it , missd , slippd , smackd my face on my dresser , and fell on te floor. As I pickd myself up off te floor , I it my ead on te open top drawer of my oter dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness , I was attackd by two pieces of furniture. mega FML

#1250407
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54692) - you deserved it (10488)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today mah mother called me downstairs to give mehat I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down holds mah hands an with the gentlest most motherly expression on her face tells me "Honey if u ever come home pregnant I'll kill u an the baby." FML

TODAY, AS I GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE, AND WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SAYING "WILL YOU MARRY ME?", SHE ANSWERED A TEXT MESSAGE. APPARENTLY IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT. FML

#932548
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148321) - you deserved it (9273)

On 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day My Grlfriand Told Ma That Sha Had An Ultrasound Tomorrow Morning. With A Confusd Look On My Faca, Sha Said To Ma "don't Worry, It's Not Yours." FML

#871042
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111181) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor askd me ( have you been having any intimate relations? ) and the frst thing that I blurtd out was, ( you mean with other people? ) FML

#722108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20874) - you deserved it (67445)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML

#721846
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182838) - you deserved it (12305)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

#617200
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (135169) - you deserved it (11989)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by lollipopp56 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, At The Gym, I Saw This Really Pretty Girl. Trying To Impres Her, I Started Lifting With Heavy Wieghts. One Of The Wieght Slipped Out Of Hand. I Then Dropped The Other One, Trying To Make It Seem Lyk It Was On Purpose. I Dropped The Wieght On Phone. I Squealed. She Giggled. FML

#547480
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11635) - you deserved it (81929)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:42am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

#538708
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60700) - you deserved it (7354)

On 03/22/2009 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by liz1234 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking up to grlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured fir me throw it back and i watched it spral wildy to the left and hit my grlfriends mom in the face. FML

#433084
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74300) - you deserved it (13782)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Jaxter (man) - United States (Idaho)



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