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About Socute_78 : I am a 17 years old french girl who loves to talk with people. So if you are feeling lonely, don't hesitate to text me ;)

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Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

#20190845
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6149) - you deserved it (25806)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28928) - you deserved it (2919)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

#16168772
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51654) - you deserved it (2936)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:40am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

#6902851
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On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)



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