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Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7108) - you deserved it (28600)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32046) - you deserved it (3166)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML


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On 05/14/2011 at 7:40am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML


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On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

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