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Soap0015
  • Town/Country : Eugene, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 43
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Soap0015 : longboard my girl and Xbox. its the way to go. :)

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Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40296) - you deserved it (8183)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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