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Snookie85
  • Town/Country : Kingman, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1972 (41 years)
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Snookie85 : With the man of my dreams after 20 years :) I am a mother of 2 wonderful children, my daughter who is 21 and has my first grandson, almost 1, and my son who is almost 18.

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Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML

#17728264
100 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 2:32pm - work - by pea - United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML

#17716214
157 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by AnDroidZ_BabY - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

#17714662
108 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm - health - by sadddddd (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
572 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

#17708531
68 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

#17707325
51 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

#17707171
88 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML

#17705192
141 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
289 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
118 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
144 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

#17685983
182 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
174 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)



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