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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1972 (42 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 825
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Snookie85 : With the man of my dreams after 20 years :) I am a mother of 2 wonderful children, my daughter who is 21 and has my first grandson, almost 1, and my son who is almost 18.

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Snookie85's favorite FMLs

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

#17855277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26231) - you deserved it (2249)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

#17775098
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21918) - you deserved it (3075)

On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

#17770342
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24785) - you deserved it (3046)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

#17766794
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27473) - you deserved it (2942)

On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

#17764475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33072) - you deserved it (2225)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm - work - by RebekahBrooke - United States

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

#17757588
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25547) - you deserved it (1684)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML

#17755798
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23909) - you deserved it (5154)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

#17754607
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25976) - you deserved it (3148)

On 09/15/2011 at 10:38pm - work - by MrTandy - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

#17752221
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5600) - you deserved it (52797)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm - misc - by Cooper491 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

#17751654
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32018) - you deserved it (1839)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by poop towel - United States (Maryland)

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

#17751252
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24169) - you deserved it (1759)

On 09/15/2011 at 1:56pm - work - by Hreyes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the DMV for my second attempt to get my license. I did everything perfectly, stayed at the speed limit, did my three-point turn flawlessly, and parked nicely. The lady failed me because I wasn't using the stick shift right. My car doesn't have a stick shift. FML

#17746591
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30304) - you deserved it (2526)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by dmvfail - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got kicked off the train because I refused to stand for an old lady who wanted to sit down. There was an empty seat right next to me. FML

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

#17728499
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18802) - you deserved it (32267)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)



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