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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1345
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Snommelp : I'm a graduate student, going for a Master's of Divinity. The long term plan is to become a clergyman in the Methodist Church. I also play Dungeons and Dragons and enjoy Harry Potter books. Have I blown your mind yet?

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Snommelp's favorite FMLs

Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65253) - you deserved it (9743)

On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53388) - you deserved it (4641)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60689) - you deserved it (11989)

On 04/01/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by Nutless (man) - United States (New York)

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