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Snommelp
  • Town/Country : Durham, NC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 843
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Snommelp : I'm a graduate student, going for a Master's of Divinity. The long term plan is to become a clergyman in the Methodist Church. I also play Dungeons and Dragons and enjoy Harry Potter books. Have I blown your mind yet?

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Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

#3271305
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I agree, your life sucks (58983) - you deserved it (8953)

On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

#2854895
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46328) - you deserved it (4063)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55109) - you deserved it (10511)

On 04/01/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by Nutless (man) - United States (New York)



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