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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 November 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 475
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SneezyBear : I'm usually the devil's advocate in FML. I tend to offer alternative viewpoints on situations; sometimes I'm the only one who can empathise with a certain mindset or behaviour while everybody else ridicules or decries it. I suppose this is due in no small part to me being autistic; while ironically I have trouble understanding what people consider 'normal' behaviour, I can easily understand abnormal behaviour. I know what it's like to do something 'wrong' with good intentions, and being misconceived by everyone around me. So I am always the first to give people the benefit of the doubt, to see if there could possibly be a misunderstanding somewhere. Being bullied throughout my childhood has taught me not to judge anybody for being different.

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