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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4361
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Snackbars : Your anguish sustains me.

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (259673) - you deserved it (17198)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

#771625
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64655) - you deserved it (11009)

On 04/02/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by darlingditz (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML

#415998
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83796) - you deserved it (18466)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by SmileEveryday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

#280083
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140094) - you deserved it (15708)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6320) - you deserved it (45700)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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