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Today, My Neighbor Threatened To Call The Cops If I Didn't Turn The Volume Down On My Porno . I Was Only Watching Women's Tennis . FML

#21157299
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43490) - you deserved it (4916)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

Today , I got calld "un-American"hen I said I didn't care about Kim an Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63228) - you deserved it (5573)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie . When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie . FML

#21033101
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50779) - you deserved it (7903)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was ( head ), so I pointd to mah face. Nobody on mah team got it. But they did guess, ( Ugly?! ) FML

#21024059
44 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 11:02pm - misc - by kyyle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

#21021762
97 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm - love - by Unfortunately Me (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend wrote me a long poem that endd with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwd yur sister". FML

#21014860
115 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today , I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like !! She replied , "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it !! I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing !! FML

#21014568
68 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 6:49pm - misc - by Andrew (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today , I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time mah ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. mega FML

#21012409
110 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I spottd a huge spider in my bedroom. I freakd out at first... but I managd to confront my arachnophobia and killd it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returnd to my room... the "dead" spider had vanishd. Now I'm too scard to sleep. FML

#21007608
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41926) - you deserved it (5435)

On 12/27/2013 at 8:37pm - animals - by eyes wide SHIT (woman) - Australia

Today... I asked my husband to try a little foreplay fir once... instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb... and hopefully the last. FML

#21007475
81 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend said e was in love wit my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't te tird boyfriend in a row tis appened wit. mega FML

#20997702
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51930) - you deserved it (4491)

On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States

Today, I Went Skiing With A Girl I Like!! On The Lift I Asked Her Out!! She Said No!! Halfway Up The Lift Stopped!! We Were Stuck Up There Fir Nearly An Hour!! FML

#20993100
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49211) - you deserved it (5356)

On 12/15/2013 at 3:38am - love - by snowbum69 - United States (Idaho)

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54844) - you deserved it (3072)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was searched an questioned at the arport fir having an apple !! FML

#20971832
182 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, MA PARENTS GROUNDED ME FOR BIENG "ADDICTED" TO DRUGS CUZ I'VE BEEN TAKING PAIN MEDS EVERY FOUR OURS. I AD MA WISDOM TEET TAKEN OUT YESTERDAY, AND MA FACE IS BADLY SWOLLEN. FML



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