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Smurple6's FML badges
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    31%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Smurple6's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

By Mem - / Friday 30 May 2014 20:07 / Sweden - Hudiksvall

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

By Yeppets / Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:13 / United States - Roscoe

Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I f*ck on first dates". FML

By ughreally - / Friday 20 September 2013 00:20 / United States - Sartell

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML

By laundry day again... / Sunday 8 September 2013 13:07 / United States

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 September 2013 16:38 / Switzerland - Bern