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by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML
by nerdsgetmehot / 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/10/2012 at 2:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
by WaffleMan / 06/08/2012 at 7:58am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/03/2012 at 1:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by beernuts / 03/06/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Health
by cero_kewl / 03/05/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
by jj159 / 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm / United States / Kids
by fmylifebigtime / 02/25/2012 at 9:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
by BadGuyLuck / 02/25/2012 at 1:33am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/25/2012 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
by onething / 07/08/2009 at 1:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…