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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1286
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
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I agree, your life sucks (40929) - you deserved it (15357)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17964) - you deserved it (131855)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
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I agree, your life sucks (23975) - you deserved it (109059)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50078) - you deserved it (36912)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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