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Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

By rmL / Monday 13 October 2008 08:31 /

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

By oc_cheergirl - / Wednesday 6 April 2011 02:32 / United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

By why / Tuesday 5 April 2011 15:25 / United States

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

By arbiter3 / Monday 4 April 2011 10:13 /

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

By terrible person / Monday 4 April 2011 09:29 /