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Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
by crissy becks / 08/05/2012 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by JulieClaire / 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm / Transportation
by hackling fellow / 03/10/2011 at 8:17am / Miscellaneous
by jules / 03/10/2011 at 2:53am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
by Myboyfriendisaromanticslob / 03/10/2011 at 12:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 11:07am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids
Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML
by Trippy Penguin / 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
by ouch / 03/08/2011 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by booooo / 03/07/2011 at 4:38pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Money
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
by pinchy / 03/06/2011 at 10:00pm / United States (California) / Love
- Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it.… Today, my boyfriend and I were using our skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom… Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this…