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Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
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On 08/05/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by crissy becks - United States (California)
Today, every fire alarm in my house went off. At 3AM. I ripped them all out of the ceiling. We have 49 because the previous owners were scared of fire. They are still going off. FML
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On 03/11/2011 at 2:00am - misc - by dancer7718 -
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 8:17am - misc - by hackling fellow -
Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -
Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 2:53am - misc - by jules - United States
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Myboyfriendisaromanticslob (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)
Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm - misc - by Trippy Penguin -
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 4:38pm - money - by booooo (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by WTF -
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