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Skroal_stomper

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1978 (37 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2123
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Skroal_stomper : Life is great. I have a wonderful job and I am happy.

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Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML

#20004339
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25152) - you deserved it (2790)

On 08/05/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by crissy becks - United States (California)

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

#15266728
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28433) - you deserved it (4612)

On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

#15260624
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35112) - you deserved it (4020)

On 03/10/2011 at 8:17am - misc - by hackling fellow -

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

#15260051
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40286) - you deserved it (3467)

On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML

#15259296
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (4749)

On 03/10/2011 at 2:53am - misc - by jules - United States

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

#15257767
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31553) - you deserved it (6298)

On 03/10/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Myboyfriendisaromanticslob (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

#15250460
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38375) - you deserved it (7263)

On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42017) - you deserved it (6863)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

#15244433
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12129) - you deserved it (45928)

On 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm - misc - by Trippy Penguin -

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36020) - you deserved it (7578)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9072) - you deserved it (96278)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

#15230586
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19462) - you deserved it (40345)

On 03/07/2011 at 4:38pm - money - by booooo (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43855) - you deserved it (4203)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

#15226621
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41257) - you deserved it (2917)

On 03/07/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by WTF -

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

#15222879
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38964) - you deserved it (4470)

On 03/06/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by pinchy (woman) - United States (California)



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