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Skrillexxx69

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Skrillexxx69

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5662
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Skrillexxx69 : I'm pretty much a loser with no social life. Oh yeah, Skateboarding four life, Niggah.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Skrillexxx69's favorite FMLs

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (20961)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49727) - you deserved it (5597)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68969) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (288585) - you deserved it (28294)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88474) - you deserved it (40351)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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