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SkoomaKi

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SkoomaKi

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  • Number of visits : 7867
  • Number of comments : 1781
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

About SkoomaKi : (Skuu-ma-kee)

Lurked since early 2010, then I finally decided to make an account in 2011.

I like all regular commenters =)

Enjoy my tales.

The Moderators - Stories tell of Gods who walk among the FML commenters, keeping peace and prosperity throughout the community.

Perdix - Some say he is commenter who has been here since the beginning of FML, even the universe.

DocBastard - Legends tell of a medically fascinated doctor. Not much is known about him, just his intellect.

NoorFML - No one knows much about her, except her relations with Ezio (her husband). She is also a ninja.

Baustigt - Tales tell of an owner just as crazy as her dog. The dog, named Dula, can destroy worlds.

KyleeKay – Myths explain this girl’s obsession with the workings of human emotion. Her rational and ideal advice is wise to follow.

ManInTheMachine – A cyborg whom's consciousness is formed by it's computer program forming random code.

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TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF AN "EMOTIONAL" STAGE!! I GOT A CALL FROM HER SCHOOL SAYING SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER AT RECESS TRYING TO CUT HER WRIST!! WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!! FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27914) - you deserved it (4919)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was cat pawing face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21396) - you deserved it (3840)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts , only to fine out the hard way that looool she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

#19344485
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25366) - you deserved it (6864)

On 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Mark Allan (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went down on grlfriend 4 the frst time. Let's just say pubes an toilet paper residue were the least of problems. mega FML

#19330918
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47371) - you deserved it (4614)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today I Realised That I've Been Working In An All-male Environment Fir Too Longhen Mah Supervisor Walked Into The Canteen Visibly Scratching His Balls And This Seemed Like A Completely Normal Occurrence. FML

#19319680
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (2521)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today I Realised That I've Been Working In An All-male Environment Fir Too Longhen Mah Supervisor Walked Into The Canteen Visibly Scratching His Balls And This Seemed Like A Completely Normal Occurrence. FML

#19319680
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (2521)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I Askd A Co-worker If He'd Cover Fir Mehile I Slippd Out To Cash Some Money At The Bank !! When I Got Back, I Found Out Thathen He Said "yeah, Sure" He Actually Meant "yeah, Sure, I'll Tell The Boss And Get Yur Dumb Arse Suspendd" !! FML

#19282495
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19553) - you deserved it (11551)

On 03/15/2012 at 12:13pm - work - by davey d (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, wilst stacking te dis waser I dropped a steak knife . Luckily, I caugt it just before it it ma foot . I fist-pumped to celebrate ma amazing catc an stabbed myself in te ceek . My parents couldn't stop lauging all te way to te ospital . fat FML

#19277345
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (32235)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today While At Work A Man Came Up To Me And Screamed That I Was The Devil's Child Pointing At The Tattoo On My Wrist The Whole Time. I Just Stood There While He Prayed Fir My Soul. FML

Today I had to use the restroom while at work . I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall . Not two minutes after I sat down I noticed someone peeking in . FML

#19233138
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22628) - you deserved it (2212)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm - work - by Me - United States

Today I was very cold and tired so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattres on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

#19173617
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20934) - you deserved it (2894)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I managed to cut myself on a piece of cocolate!!

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27004) - you deserved it (8367)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into mah dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28403) - you deserved it (2367)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I axpariancad tha most intansa pain I hava avar had in my lifa . I was aating bluabarrias whan my sistar mada a commant which sant ma into hystarics . Tha forca of having a bullat-lika barry violantly shoot out yur nostril is mora painful than it sounds . FML

#18617176
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (3853)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ad to drive my girlfriend to te ospital cuz se ad a severe allergic reaction to te flowers I brougt er!! FML

#18615763
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29049) - you deserved it (4719)

On 12/26/2011 at 12:56pm - love - by flowerman - United States



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