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SkoomaKi

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SkoomaKi

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8007
  • Number of comments : 1781
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

About SkoomaKi : (Skuu-ma-kee)

Lurked since early 2010, then I finally decided to make an account in 2011.

I like all regular commenters =)

Enjoy my tales.

The Moderators - Stories tell of Gods who walk among the FML commenters, keeping peace and prosperity throughout the community.

Perdix - Some say he is commenter who has been here since the beginning of FML, even the universe.

DocBastard - Legends tell of a medically fascinated doctor. Not much is known about him, just his intellect.

NoorFML - No one knows much about her, except her relations with Ezio (her husband). She is also a ninja.

Baustigt - Tales tell of an owner just as crazy as her dog. The dog, named Dula, can destroy worlds.

KyleeKay – Myths explain this girl’s obsession with the workings of human emotion. Her rational and ideal advice is wise to follow.

ManInTheMachine – A cyborg whom's consciousness is formed by it's computer program forming random code.

SkoomaKi's page activity

Visits<b>T_Dogg42</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 1:04pm<b>Participation</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 10:01am<b>HedgeOfTheHogs</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:22pm<b>ThatSlappinBass</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:58am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:52am<b>hahatofunny</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:23pm<b>LavaHoppers</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:39pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:39pm<b>plasmarider</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:44am<b>ThatLobster</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:40am<b>PandahHeart</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 11:08pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:56pm<b>lonkite101</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:28am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Sylenwer</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:26pm<b>saifnaqvi11</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 10:06am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 7:16pm<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:45pm

Fucked!<b>HedgeOfTheHogs</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 1:23am<b>plasmarider</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:44pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:47pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:48am<b>vikingchick</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:46pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 9:14am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 6:29pm<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 10:06pm<b>hippodankamus</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 12:30pm<b>LeashaJoy5595</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 6:29am<b>buster113</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 6:26pm<b>xanderpanda999</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 6:33am<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 10:38pm

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SkoomaKi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

#19502060
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21991) - you deserved it (2699)

On 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by apparentlyawomanbeater (man) - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

#19501671
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (1708)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

#19501133
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7675) - you deserved it (20880)

On 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Katelyn - United States (California)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39982) - you deserved it (6011)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

#19495947
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17685) - you deserved it (3361)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by noooo!!! - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

#19495820
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (4360)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:00pm - love - by amber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37171) - you deserved it (2393)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

#19484025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30060) - you deserved it (1957)

On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake. My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not. FML

#19471721
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19868) - you deserved it (4221)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:55am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML

#19469984
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24874) - you deserved it (5516)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Were do we go... - United States

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

#19466099
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25719) - you deserved it (1918)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by keyless (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

#19466099
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25719) - you deserved it (1918)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by keyless (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

#19464902
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (2809)

On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#19464773
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (1513)

On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

#19464550
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22712) - you deserved it (3703)

On 04/14/2012 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)



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