About SixthSinEnvy : Follow the wisps to the yellow brick road winding down the rabbit hole. If you have puppies or dogs as your profile picture I'm going to get a closer look. I loveses the fuzzy bebehs. The ginger one in mine is Loki the spaztastic Vizsla. He's my friend's dog/my snuggle butt. Also, people who work in the service industry automatically get my sympathy on FMLs. People who give up animals for a relationship automatically deserve it. About my third picture? StormfrontX33. What a little bitch. Sends messages like the one in my pictures and blocks you if you argue against his comment, especially if he's being downvoted. Likes to sound smart by using "apparently" twice in a row. Let's all give a round of applause for the troll. He tried.
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by man-period? / 03/02/2016 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by queerdragon / 02/25/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 4:55am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
by lambeaster / 01/20/2016 at 9:27am / United States (District of Columbia) / Kids
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML
by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd / 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
by anne / 01/07/2016 at 7:00am / Germany / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML
by cutsiecurliee / 11/05/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Kids
by GoldenSteve / 11/05/2015 at 10:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Fat Jon / 10/29/2015 at 3:43pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Miscellaneous
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
by Embarrassed ass. / 10/23/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 11:05am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 10:29am / United States (California) / Kids
- Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her… Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.…
- Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my… Today, things were getting steamy with my boyfriend. For once, I tried to be more vocal to turn him… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…