About SixthSinEnvy : Follow the wisps to the yellow brick road winding down the rabbit hole. If you have puppies or dogs as your profile picture I'm going to get a closer look. I loveses the fuzzy bebehs. The ginger one in mine is Loki the spaztastic Vizsla. He's my friend's dog/my snuggle butt. Also, people who work in the service industry automatically get my sympathy on FMLs. People who give up animals for a relationship automatically deserve it. About my third picture? StormfrontX33. What a little bitch. Sends messages like the one in my pictures and blocks you if you argue against his comment, especially if he's being downvoted. Likes to sound smart by using "apparently" twice in a row. Let's all give a round of applause for the troll. He tried.
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Today, being a little stressed, I managed to lock my keys inside my car. I was taking this fairly calmly until, while waiting for roadside assistance, I overheard another woman in the same carpark say, "No, of course I didn't lock my keys in the car! I'm not a COMPLETE idiot." FML
by BadDay / 09/20/2016 at 1:04am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
Today, I made quite an impression on my new bin men by forgetting to put the bin out 'til the last minute. I'm sure they enjoyed a good laugh at the woman in shorts, tank top and slippers struggling with a brolly as she slipped and slid while dragging her bin up a hill in a downpour. FML
by Impressionist / 08/25/2016 at 7:17am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by married to a bipedal husky / 07/12/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
by sickofthisshit / 07/02/2016 at 12:43pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
by longest minute / 05/25/2016 at 7:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by No thanks / 05/19/2016 at 8:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss asked if I'd finished my work for the day. I've been binge-watching Game of Thrones this week, and I accidentally replied "Yes, Your Grace," British accent and all. He told me to stow my "sarcasm" or I'd be looking for a new job. FML
by Sir Davos of Shit Creek / 05/13/2016 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was helping a customer find some shoes. When I brought her a size, she got a phone call. I motioned to the shoes and mouthed, "Bigger size" so I didn't interrupt her. She yelled, "Give me a fucking minute," and stormed out. About 5 minutes later, I realized she'd stolen the shoes. FML
by Saxicolous / 05/08/2016 at 8:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by 3,500 down / 05/07/2016 at 4:00am / United States (Oklahoma) / Money
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
by brandogg / 04/29/2016 at 8:11pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by brandogg / 04/27/2016 at 5:33am / United States (New Mexico) / Health
by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anthony / 04/14/2016 at 7:15pm / France / Intimacy
- Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.… Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck…