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Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML

#15084151
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33645) - you deserved it (4794)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15861) - you deserved it (66635)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34768) - you deserved it (21490) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25985) - you deserved it (2828)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:11am - work - by dibman (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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