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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 688
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SirSantpoort : Whatsuup? Im 16 and Im from Holland.. 4:20 All Day Every Day.. Mooi Kwaai Boy.. Vieze vieze.. Santpoort 023!!

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Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

#19608717
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I agree, your life sucks (27298) - you deserved it (3901)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14538) - you deserved it (34474)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my two kids to a Christmas festival with a train theme. I spent $24 on conductor hats for them. When I gave them the hats, they threw them on the ground and put the red paper bags they came in on their heads. FML

#14289494
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20755) - you deserved it (6404)

On 12/21/2010 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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