Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SirSantpoort

Search for a member

SirSantpoort

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SirSantpoort : Whatsuup? Im 16 and Im from Holland.. 4:20 All Day Every Day.. Mooi Kwaai Boy.. Vieze vieze.. Santpoort 023!!

SirSantpoort's page activity

Visits<b>RadikulRam</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 12:57pm<b>mrchucklez</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 11:16pm<b>girlygirl224</b> - the 04/11/2014 at 8:20pm<b>alphabetta</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 11:27pm<b>Terzy</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 12:29am<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 09/21/2010 at 6:09pm<b>Cinn</b> - the 09/21/2010 at 5:36pm

SirSantpoort's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

SirSantpoort's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26443) - you deserved it (3825)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14514) - you deserved it (34435)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my two kids to a Christmas festival with a train theme. I spent $24 on conductor hats for them. When I gave them the hats, they threw them on the ground and put the red paper bags they came in on their heads. FML

#14289494
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20733) - you deserved it (6399)

On 12/21/2010 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: