Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SirJamie77

Search for a member

SirJamie77

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3364
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SirJamie77 : I've covered wars y'know.

SirJamie77's page activity

Visits<b>RawrImaDragon</b> - the 08/05/2013 at 10:22pm<b>altna</b> - the 01/01/2013 at 5:55pm<b>divanke</b> - the 10/30/2011 at 4:40am<b>TechFire</b> - the 09/25/2011 at 1:39pm<b>rottentomatoes</b> - the 09/24/2011 at 5:15pm<b>Cuervo23</b> - the 09/12/2011 at 1:09am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:08pm<b>erpaderp</b> - the 09/06/2011 at 9:46pm<b>patacus</b> - the 08/31/2011 at 12:13am<b>Ub3rshadow</b> - the 05/04/2011 at 10:48am<b>mcloonybin</b> - the 12/30/2010 at 6:32pm<b>greyy_goooose</b> - the 09/21/2010 at 5:52pm<b>ispitflames</b> - the 09/02/2010 at 1:38am<b>patfellover</b> - the 08/31/2010 at 3:45am<b>Ur_REmEdy</b> - the 08/29/2010 at 7:05pm<b>sugarnspicee</b> - the 08/28/2010 at 5:50pm<b>bubblzz</b> - the 08/26/2010 at 12:21pm<b>oxoashleeoxo</b> - the 08/22/2010 at 9:40pm

SirJamie77's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of SirJamie77's badges

SirJamie77's favorite FMLs

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

#19391692
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24499) - you deserved it (2907)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21052) - you deserved it (26543)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14861) - you deserved it (41142)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

#18793525
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28015) - you deserved it (3934)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26808) - you deserved it (13976)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss' car. FML

#18469057
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27998) - you deserved it (3795)

On 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by charliebravo77 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10974) - you deserved it (87242)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23706) - you deserved it (5356)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

#18300773
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11102) - you deserved it (40309)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by johnnydoe6969 - United States

Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML

#18244071
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24716) - you deserved it (4359)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

#18036176
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6851) - you deserved it (48680)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32010) - you deserved it (6330)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

#17912138
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8342) - you deserved it (33094)

On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



FML's blog

  • Freaks's Illustrated FML
  • What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused all of a sudden. There's definitely something…

Friday 1 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: