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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1729
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SirEskimo : I'm just here to laugh, and occasionally make others laugh with me.

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Today, I walked in on mah mother using a razor to shave mah dad's cream-covered testicles . FML

#20122551
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (2932)

On 10/18/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by not as scarred as he should be (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.

#20119371
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32036) - you deserved it (18493)

On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday my boyfriend an I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home coverd in pee. mega FML

#20113299
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23484) - you deserved it (6071)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:11am - health - by monkeyzz (woman) - United States (California)

Today I unintentionally moand during my prostate exam. FML

#20092313
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34250) - you deserved it (6818)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today I unintentionally moand during my prostate exam. FML

#20092313
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34250) - you deserved it (6818)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

yesterday I was on a plane returning to University.. . an I decided to shut my eyes . I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to fine I couldn't move at all . I was in sleep paralysis . The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat . FML

#20090890
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25552) - you deserved it (1838)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

yesterday I was on a plane returning to University.. . an I decided to shut my eyes . I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to fine I couldn't move at all . I was in sleep paralysis . The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat . FML

#20090890
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25552) - you deserved it (1838)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I Fell Asleep At Work And Woke Up With Penis Sharpied On Face. I'm A Kindergarten Teacher. FML

#20087243
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15707) - you deserved it (30473)

On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'm quite ill . My new step-mother believes that the geneticheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead . Looks lyk dad picked a winner . FML

#20057050
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28396) - you deserved it (1515)

On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States

Today, my wifa mada up ar own tama song fir wan sa paas in ta looool sowar. FML

#20056463
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20150) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook . I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed . Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie . FML

#20052962
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20263) - you deserved it (48600)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29511) - you deserved it (1728)

On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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