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Sionnach
  • Town/Country : Dublin, Ireland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 962
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Sionnach : I'm a worker bee at an accountancy firm, holding the hands of so many victims of higher education who forgot how to tie their shoelaces while learning to manage ridiculous amounts of money.

Had my own 'victimhood' all planned out; I was months from returning to school full time, but had to scrap my plans when everything went to shit. Couldn't afford to pack in a steady job, and all the old college fees are now coming back in. Tried the distance education thing as an alternative, but it's not for me. No idea what's next.

Social life thin. Sex life nonexistent.

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Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23488) - you deserved it (8384)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (153162) - you deserved it (7477)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931
157 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133816) - you deserved it (5847)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1094803) - you deserved it (108801)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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