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About SilverPseudoKing : When you have nothing else to say, just yell: "hold my dick!" and the world will be a better place..
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
Friday 6 December 2013