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by ash / 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
by Just_do_it_17 / 05/09/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Love
by lezbplove / 03/19/2011 at 1:26am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Megara / 03/15/2011 at 1:58am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 2:09am / United States (California) / Health
by trifioso / 01/08/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Username / 12/27/2010 at 3:39am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2010 at 11:18am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 4:00am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Intimacy
by Me / 09/10/2010 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
by Haley. / 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
by LoveStruck- / 02/10/2010 at 2:29am / United States / Love
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
by Syferix / 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests,… Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their sex lives. An elderly, blind woman was… Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at…