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SilverPseudoKing
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SilverPseudoKing : When you have nothing else to say, just yell: "hold my dick!" and the world will be a better place..

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

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On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

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On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

#14353774
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On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML

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On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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On 12/10/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by augh -

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

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On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

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378 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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140 comments

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On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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204 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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