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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SilverGTP99 : I love my girlfriend and my car. That's it

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Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

#20106106
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (1934)

On 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm - kids - by Skidmark Sally - United States (New Mexico)

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (3694)

On 09/11/2012 at 11:08am - health - by Stevski (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

#19472127
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8591) - you deserved it (30358)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

#19416021
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8398) - you deserved it (25107)

On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML

#19324858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9585) - you deserved it (32795)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43986) - you deserved it (3189)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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