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SilverFoxx

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About SilverFoxx : I am a regular person, with an extraordinary talent for finding trouble... I have a gift that causes me to become a magnet for bad and worse situations... Most times... I fail to see the humor in these situations, maybe u guys can find it...

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Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

#21322698
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37324) - you deserved it (3886)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:32pm - love - by both are dimwitted - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML

#20984257
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48496) - you deserved it (4538)

On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

#20967193
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59885) - you deserved it (5550)

On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML

#20887524
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51130) - you deserved it (4968)

On 09/19/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by monkey (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML



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