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About SilverFoxx : I am a regular person, with an extraordinary talent for finding trouble... I have a gift that causes me to become a magnet for bad and worse situations... Most times... I fail to see the humor in these situations, maybe u guys can find it...
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Thursday 23 April 2015