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About SilverFoxx : I am a regular person, with an extraordinary talent for finding trouble... I have a gift that causes me to become a magnet for bad and worse situations... Most times... I fail to see the humor in these situations, maybe u guys can find it...
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Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Friday 21 November 2014