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  • Number of visits : 1484
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Silly_Lilly6969 : I'm 17.
One Piece XD
I love Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson.
Reading is probably the only thing that makes me happy.
Oldies music

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Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today, I'm laft wit two non-rafundabla tickats to Jamaica, bacausa my now ax-boyfriand said is Quidditc tournamant is mora important tan saaing my "fat ass in a bikini". big fat FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

My Boss Gave Me An Autograped Poto Of Imself After E Eard Tat I Tink E's Intimidatingly Attractive. FML

#20743881
71 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 1:20am - work - by myfavoritesgouda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , instead of actually teaching us something , our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends.

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106 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 6:51am - work - by Will this stupid fad ever end? (man) - United States

Today... I found out that if a cop asks u if u have any weapons... an u reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing yur biceps... they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station.

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221 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, after an amazing sex session, mah boyfriend rolls over and stare lovingly into mah eyes, puts his hand on mah cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

#5562076
63 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 4:28am - intimacy - by homersgirl (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my grl a little!! I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking drty to a man named Noah!! FML

#5554431
44 comments

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On 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by pummy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for mah grlfriend, and I was doing that one move where u thrust your pelvis forward, and swing u hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML

#5460176
45 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Dumbfuck (man) - United States (Texas)

I tried to wake my usband up in te middle of te nigt by kissing im deeply and massaging is neck and soulders!! He opens is eyes looks at me says "No" and goes back to sleep!! FML

#5306041
52 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by turnoff (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

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191 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Yesterday , mah wife an I were doing ithen the phone rang!! looool She answered it , an rode mehile carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father!! FML

#5211678
84 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by 0ros (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

#5168083
203 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at a party wit my boyfriend. Tere were some tents set up out te back so we decided to go in one. Wen we came out we got wierd looks. It turns out my friend ad turned on some ligts biend te tent, sowing a uge silouette of me giving ead. FML

#5102610
52 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 10:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today.. . I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked an pouncing on him as he cummed to get his pants . I never got to the pouncing . Apparently my boyfriend looool has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face . My ear is still ringing . FML

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114 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 7:19am - intimacy - by keepsmiling - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my 3-year-old looool said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
154 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)



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