Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Silentstrike

Search for a member

Silentstrike

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2318
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Silentstrike's page activity

Visits<b>gurbism</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 2:16pm<b>Timpa70</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 7:17pm<b>DragonPorn</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 3:04pm<b>DarkCaesar</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 7:50pm<b>nubbles10</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 10:23pm<b>Plumshot</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 12:50am<b>EVOUndercover</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 1:28am<b>APolarBear</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 7:17pm<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 08/03/2013 at 2:56pm<b>DubCantStep</b> - the 07/21/2013 at 8:57am<b>jramirez16</b> - the 07/09/2013 at 12:39am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/08/2013 at 10:03am<b>illmatic2</b> - the 07/08/2013 at 9:07am<b>hunteryager</b> - the 07/08/2013 at 5:52am<b>1992yoko</b> - the 06/04/2013 at 11:42am<b>auzieforever705</b> - the 05/20/2013 at 8:51pm<b>missalice0306</b> - the 06/25/2012 at 3:23am<b>MrHomerSimpson</b> - the 11/16/2011 at 5:21am

Silentstrike's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of Silentstrike's badges

Silentstrike's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39134) - you deserved it (2443)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

#19327826
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20974) - you deserved it (2857)

On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24526) - you deserved it (14371)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10481) - you deserved it (32089)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28055) - you deserved it (5916)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39985) - you deserved it (6859)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

#19226146
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32198) - you deserved it (2812)

On 03/06/2012 at 6:50am - health - by FootyFoot (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24775) - you deserved it (2107)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9714) - you deserved it (73948)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29089) - you deserved it (2898)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37409) - you deserved it (2228)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28004) - you deserved it (2631)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

#18833133
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35531) - you deserved it (6797)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: