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Silentstrike's favorite FMLs

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

By Crashed / Wednesday 1 January 2014 18:21 / United States - Evans

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 28 November 2013 16:53 / United States - Livingston

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML

By AML - / Thursday 31 October 2013 14:30 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML

By nevergoingtopeeagain / Thursday 7 November 2013 00:16 / United States - Richmond

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML

By #isthisthepoundkey? / Friday 1 November 2013 16:49 / United States - Deltona