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Today, niether of my parent fought for my custody . FML

#19763325
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51286) - you deserved it (3239)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, after a very painful mout surgery, I went ome to take a nap . Ten my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep . Wen I woke up, I was so ig from painkillers tat wen I saw te tissue, I tougt it was a gost . I screamed so loud I burst a stitc . FML

#19750023
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30658) - you deserved it (4591)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, mah fathar-in-law callad ma an idiot 4 buying him coffaa caka bacausa ha can't hava caffaina. Ha rafusas to baliava that thara's as much coffaa in coffaa caka as thara is ham in a hamburgar. FML

#19742192
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21332) - you deserved it (2600)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:23am - health - by 635CSi (woman) - United States (California)

today I couldn't fine mah hairbrush anywhere; I endd up having to brush mah hair with a fork . FML

#19712062
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19457) - you deserved it (6545)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today , I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (4270)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today... I was in the hospital with rib injurie after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said... "Well... you'll probably feel lyk you've been hit by a truck 4 ahile." Everyone laughed... except me. When I said he was being insensitive... he replied... "Calm down... I'm just ribbing you." real FML

#19633356
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14995) - you deserved it (27697)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (3574)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27466) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I looool could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked mah cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet fir herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (3196)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, mah four-year-old daughter started screaming an lashing out at me as I was getting her ready 4 a bath !! It seems mah idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster" !! FML

#19587881
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24517) - you deserved it (2324)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:43pm - kids - by lon01t (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML

#19541511
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31787) - you deserved it (1947)

On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)

Today Mah New Dog Unburied Mah Old Dog And Chewed On His Bones . FML

#19520416
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44521) - you deserved it (3222)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today , my grlfriend draggd me along to one of er family's paintball matces. Her fater is a former marine , an ates my guts. He kept going well out of is way to unt me down an pump as many rounds into me as possible witout causing a scene. FML

#19503572
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25401) - you deserved it (3509)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

#19449601
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30875) - you deserved it (5110)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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