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by Epiphany / 07/19/2012 at 5:01am / United States / Health
by dogmom / 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
by Zora / 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Kids
by Ian Artis / 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States / Work
by anidiotskeeper / 07/12/2012 at 2:03am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by MeanMother / 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I was assigned to work on a huge project with Michael. Michael refers to himself in the third person, constantly mumbles unintelligibly to himself, doesn't smile, laugh or make eye contact, and refuses to address me directly. I'll be stuck with him for about four months. FML
by NoMagicMike / 06/27/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 1:44am / United States / Health
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
by habbsrule / 06/15/2012 at 10:21am / Canada / Kids
Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fernie vazquez / 06/10/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…