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Today, mah 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

#2030761
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94034) - you deserved it (22457)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today I was at the library . I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer . He left . I thought I'd check it out . As I sat down a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me . I'm now bieng fined for destroying public property . FML

#1722072
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49001) - you deserved it (14532)

On 05/07/2009 at 4:27pm - misc - by weliveanddie14 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was pulld over by a police officer fir speeding. After writing the ticket... he askd me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scard. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

#1383069
192 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got pulld over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and poundd on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
112 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got pulld over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and poundd on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
112 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to mah sons 3rd grade class . Tomorrow mah son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him . That won't be happening because Hoppers hoppd out mah 5th story window . FML

#1091481
231 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today,ile working at a Subway store rigt next to a big ospital , tere was a big line of people all getting tier subs toastd. Witout turning around , I askd te next person in line , "I'll bet you want yours extra toastd?" Se was a burns victim from te ospital. FML

Today, I Was Called By My 9 Year Old Son's Teacher. He Had Handcuffed Himself To His Desk With Handcuffs He Found In My Room. I Was Told To Please Bring In The Key An Not To Leave My Kinky Toys Outhere A Child Could Get Them. I'm A Cop.

#726983
235 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

looool Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car!! After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch!! I found the word "No!" written all over my car!! FML

#696995
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35040) - you deserved it (60619)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by lauren (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah friand told tha cuta waitar it was mah brthday. Ha brought out a dassart with a candla and puttad a huga sombraro on mah haad. Evaryona at tha rastaurant startad singing ma happy brthday. I got ambarrassad and puttad mah haad down. My sombraro caught on fra. FML

#683803
113 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by Hotsauce887 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I CUMMED HOME A FEW DAYS EARLY FROM A 3-MONTH BUSINESS TRIP. AS I OPENED MAH APARTMENT DOOR, HOPING TO SURPRISE MAH GRLFRIEND, THE MAN SHE'S APPARENTLY BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH PROMPTLY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. HE THOUGHT I WAS A BURGLAR. MEGA FML

#663425
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114012) - you deserved it (4787)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY I WENT TO WALMART WITH MAH MOM. AT THE CHECK OUT LINE I WAS EATING A BAG OF CHIPS AS MAH MOM BOUGHT HER STUFF. I INHALD WHILE EATING AND I STARTD TO CHOKE. THE CASHIER ASKD ME IF I WAS OKAY. MY MOM JUST WAVD HER HAND AND SAID ( SOMETIMES SHE DOES THAT 4 ATTENTION IGNORE HER. ) FML

#314524
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87153) - you deserved it (7471)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:13am - health - by choker (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" an the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

#229986
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71568) - you deserved it (6932)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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