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Silentstrike
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Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

#30362
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8965) - you deserved it (26721)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by KWM (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

#19556
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (229892) - you deserved it (22812)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw my things out. As I was trying to pack to leave for good, she tossed my wireless router. I leave to call someone to pick me up, she slaps me in my head, grabs keys, balls up her fist and threatens to kill me. I call the cops... and I get put in the cop car immediately. FML

#2632
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26036) - you deserved it (1774)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:46am - love - by Dark Jew - United States (California)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
56 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

#981
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17696) - you deserved it (1405)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20601) - you deserved it (2121)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

#663
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13708) - you deserved it (5249)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)



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