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  • Town/Country : Dallas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Silentshdw13 : All around sports, especially soccer & football
Techno and worship are the faves, weird combo lol
LOVE anime, manga, reading, Grey's Anatomy, Doctor Who, Smallville
I have a pet dragon 😌💙
God over everything 🙏🏼

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Silentshdw13's favorite FMLs

Today, I filled up my company car with my own debit card, instead of my fuel card. It was the last £40 I had for the month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20374) - you deserved it (6505)

On 09/15/2015 at 10:02pm - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (1691)

On 09/14/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by meunluckycharms - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38249) - you deserved it (5272)

On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12464) - you deserved it (33112)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)

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