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  • Town/Country : Dallas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 488
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About Silentshdw13 : Just doing my best through this challenge called 'life'

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Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML


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On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML


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