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  • Town/Country : Dallas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Silentshdw13 : Not very good with description boxes, but umm..
I'm Christian, love music especially techno and worship, athlete, and I guess anything else ask away 😁

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Today, I filled up my company car with my own debit card, instead of my fuel card. It was the last £40 I had for the month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19413) - you deserved it (6110)

On 09/15/2015 at 10:02pm - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (24655) - you deserved it (1608)

On 09/14/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by meunluckycharms - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML


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On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML


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