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Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
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On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was waiting to speak to a customer service salesman in a store. To pass time, I was playing with a rubber band. The rubber band shot off and hit the salesman smack in the face. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 1:53am - health - by slingshot - United States
Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML
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On 04/26/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by margretlle (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version
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