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SierraaaNicoleee

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SierraaaNicoleeeSierraaaNicoleee
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3586
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Visits<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:59pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 3:12pm<b>marsalann20</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:04pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 9:52am<b>Mpanda521</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:23pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:31am<b>TJJOE</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:49pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 4:08pm<b>devinthomas</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 11:20am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 2:25am<b>apitrix</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 7:51pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 7:25pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 2:29pm<b>iTzSelverZz</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:18am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:11am<b>kyle8211</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 9:48pm<b>colvindj</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 9:34pm<b>Mons</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 8:22am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:12pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 7:25am<b>devinthomas</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:40am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 12:25am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 8:58pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:43am<b>colvindj</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 7:25am<b>DOBF</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 11:53pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 2:19am<b>SaintVeronika</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 11:16pm<b>DiJsLifeStyle</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:57pm<b>llamarrama01</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 10:55pm<b>eaglerob</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 4:36am<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 8:37pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 9:42pm

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SierraaaNicoleee's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

#20066193
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16311) - you deserved it (10513)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:19pm - health - by greeple - Singapore

Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML

#20066014
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9518) - you deserved it (21981)

On 09/10/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

#20053719
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11599) - you deserved it (27845)

On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

#20048959
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33197) - you deserved it (2241)

On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML

#20042325
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25132) - you deserved it (2192)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML

#20042115
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36549) - you deserved it (3468)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that it's an hour and 45 minutes quicker to get the bus to work, rather than the train. I've worked there for six years. FML

#20036934
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19488) - you deserved it (12906)

On 08/23/2012 at 2:15am - work - by ihatemondays - United Kingdom

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

#20031501
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24764) - you deserved it (2075)

On 08/20/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by scared to leave the house (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I watched as some idiot made a bad U-turn and I laughed. I then turned into another car. FML

#20031484
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4814) - you deserved it (32101)

On 08/20/2012 at 4:55am - misc - by LOLOLOLOL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

#20031154
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21906) - you deserved it (2339)

On 08/20/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

#20030776
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17458) - you deserved it (8460)

On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States

Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

#20030745
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25782) - you deserved it (4984)

On 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML

#20029819
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25740) - you deserved it (2186)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm - love - by yarhyun1 (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

#20026361
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23563) - you deserved it (2403)

On 08/17/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)



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