About SierraaaNicoleee : Hey there, my name in case you haven't noticed from my username is Sierra, I'm 18 years old. I love Sour Patch Kids, Zebras, the color Red, tie dye, Alexander Ludwig, and Anna Kendrick. I'm a pretty chill person, and I've been told a tad bit on the short side (I'm 5'3, 5'4 on a good day, but only on a good day.) But of course like every other girl on this planet, I can be a major bitch, and I can't cook (I've burnt water once) so don't ask me to make you a sammich, cause chances are I probably won't. In fact I might even ask you to make me a sammich. I am VERY slowly (It feels like) on my way to becoming a regular commenter, IT WILL HAPPEN. Oh and feel free to ask for my kik!(:
- Edit: Fuck this shit, I will never become a regular commenter! (Insert flipping table meme)l
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22813) - you deserved it (2184)
On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15551) - you deserved it (1559)
On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25423) - you deserved it (2134)
On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14466) - you deserved it (1080)
On 08/07/2012 at 2:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15838) - you deserved it (5181)
On 08/06/2012 at 11:08pm - health - by anonymous - Australia
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16556) - you deserved it (5439)
On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9542) - you deserved it (11901)
On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23075) - you deserved it (936)
On 07/29/2012 at 7:34pm - health - by sy123 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was walking home from work, when a clearly homeless guy who smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me, pinned me to a wall, and demanded that I hand over my "booty". I don't know whether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow, but either way, he's now over £100 richer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14142) - you deserved it (1564)
On 07/27/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Midlothian)
Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17544) - you deserved it (1370)
On 07/26/2012 at 10:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4081) - you deserved it (33640)
On 07/26/2012 at 10:48am - health - by maddiebauer - United States (Illinois)
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20467) - you deserved it (1384)
On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8297) - you deserved it (14749)
On 07/23/2012 at 10:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19514) - you deserved it (7706)
On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
I agree, your life sucks (4684) - you deserved it (45960)
On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
