About Sienna420 : In other words I'm Sienna. I'm 24. I love smoking my weed. My 3 kids mean the world to me. Ok that's it.
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by Vincent / 01/02/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by QuinnyZebrass / 04/02/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 10:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by MaeMoss / 07/18/2012 at 10:21am / United States / Love
Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
by crazyautio / 07/16/2012 at 12:08am / United States / Work
Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
by SwAGkiLlS / 07/15/2012 at 11:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
by Alexander D. / 07/13/2012 at 8:48pm / United States / Work
by lala8940 / 06/28/2012 at 1:20am / United States / Animals
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2012 at 10:28pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Damn / 05/06/2012 at 9:53am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by mhm / 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML
by ... / 04/20/2012 at 10:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 3:27pm / United States (Arizona) / Money
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.…