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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 618
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

#548295
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22458) - you deserved it (62988)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:46am - intimacy - by whatever (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
517 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53644) - you deserved it (310440)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. FML

#279644
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84415) - you deserved it (13262)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Noname - Philippines (Cebu City)

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

#4196
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41815) - you deserved it (5492)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Yoshi - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9245) - you deserved it (43867)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38139) - you deserved it (20371)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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