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Today , while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me , I blurted out , ( It's okay , mah pants r used to handling huge loads )!! FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15401) - you deserved it (36588)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watced my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37602) - you deserved it (3507)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me looool Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40695) - you deserved it (4464)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

yastarday mah grlfriand an I wara driving to a costuma party. On tha way, wa got into an argumant an sha kickad ma out of har car. I had to walk around tha city cantar in an Iron Man outfit trying to find tha party vanua. FML

#16446584
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28671) - you deserved it (8867)

On 06/01/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by 2ndplacechamp - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I accidentally said , "Yes , Sir." to my female teacher!! I then apologized by saying , "Sorry , Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33321) - you deserved it (15062)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING AT A BINGO HALL,HEN I GOT A BINGO FOR $50. I GOT SO EXCITED THAT I ACCIDENTALLY YELLED, "HOLY FUCK!" THEY KICKED ME OUT. I DIDN'T GET THE MONEY. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17240) - you deserved it (41751)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today... I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late... so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored... so I decided to ask mah waiter how I looked. He stood there... then said that "it's against company policy to mock customer to their face." FML

#16326196
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35753) - you deserved it (7570)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

todayhilst having sax, my husband scraamad out a man's nama . FML

#14671725
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52272) - you deserved it (4794)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76175) - you deserved it (6573)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

#4267516
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59476) - you deserved it (8797)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, boyfriend told me that we would be living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up, ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. real FML

#4095449
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44151) - you deserved it (7439)

On 07/28/2009 at 12:15am - intimacy - by saynotochrispine (woman) - United States (Georgia)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123612) - you deserved it (75599)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

#1690188
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99457) - you deserved it (22801)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (277783) - you deserved it (17724)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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