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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7633
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sicarri : Hey guys,
Here in Sydney where the beach and the surf are perfect! :) I work in counter-terorism (until a few years ago, couldn\'t even imagine that I\'d be doing this...), styding and having the time of my life! Also do martial arts, play sports, do amateur rallying (awesome fun!) and love reading and watching movies in my spare time.
Peace! x Msg me if you want to know more :)

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Sicarri's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14370) - you deserved it (23144)

On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

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On 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

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319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17320) - you deserved it (41172)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

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254 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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170 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

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120 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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