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  • Number of visits : 10893
  • Number of comments : 687
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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2day I was walking troug a eavy door at work..!! so I reaced beind me to catc it so it wouldn't slam sut!! Little did I know tat my boss was walking troug rigt after me!! Instead of catcing te door..!! I caugt a andful of is crotc!! FML

#3982111
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46236) - you deserved it (4944)

On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today,hile showering at mah boyfriend's house early this morning , I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I am allergic to spiders , so in mah disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming , slippd , spraind mah wrist an bruisd mah tailbone. Turns out the looool spider was a clump of hair. My hair. mega FML

#3981210
138 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 3:43pm - animals - by emmey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I was helping my sister by getting some old boxes down from her attic. Too bad I didn't realize the piece of plywood I was standing on doesn't extend all over the attic floor. Of course... I did realize it when I went through the ceiling onto the concrete floor of her garage. FML

#3973992
65 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 7:45am - health - by SBT1030 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , IN THE MIDST OF FOREPLAY , THIS GIRL TELLS ME I AM SO HOT , I RESPOND ( DITTO!! ) SHE HEATEDLY RESPONDS ( I LOVE DITTO , ) TO WHICH I SUAVELY REPLY ( I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE INTO POKÉMON!! THAT MAY MAKE U EVEN SEXIER!! ) SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT POKÉMON , BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD!! FML

#3971030
318 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I got very dressd up and looool was excitd fir mah uncle's wedding. While standing in line fir photos, I hered mah dad's voice from behind me say ( Who's the hot chick in the brown dress? ) My uncle responds ( Uh, that's yur daughter. ) Silence. FML

#3967657
193 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

for our one year anniversary, ma boyfriend decidd to make me a patcwork blanket . Te ting is, te patces were stains from bedseets from were te 'wet spot' was . He tougt it was romantic . FML

#3960027
168 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I tried to make mah mom feel better about me leaving 4 camp 4 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously an called the camp an is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, an I'm really going to mah boyfriend's lake house. FML

#3957207
107 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by grounded4life (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

#3956685
69 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by PokeTheBear (man) - Canada

TODAY, I DECIDD TO DRESS UP A LITTLE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR. I PUTTD ON A NICE SHRT, SOME LEGGINGS AN HEELS. WHEN I WALKD OUT THE DOOR MAH DAD SAID THAT I LOOKD LYK A WHORE. WHEN I GOT TO MAH BOYFRIENDS HOUSE I TOLD HIM WHAT MAH DAD HAD SAID AN HE REPLID ( I'D HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM. ) MEGA FML

#3953472
180 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I was driving on the freewayhen I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friend died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysteric an a cop came to seehat was wrong. I explainedhat happened an he gave me a ticket for talking on the phonehile driving. FML

#3951718
336 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Went To The Airport Fir Mah Two Week Trip To Explore Europe. My Ticket Was Denid An The Workers Turnd Me Away. When I Askedhy, They Told Me To Check The Date. My Ticket Was Fir June 22nd, Not July. FML

#3951293
85 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was standing by the bd nakd, waiting 4 mah wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door an walks over to me, swinging her hips, wereing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, an uses mah 'junk' to catch herself. big fat FML

#3950301
181 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

today I was taking a showerhen my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little friskyhen my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all thehile saying, ( Keep it safe kids! ). FML

#3932433
361 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... I Was Walking To Worken I Saw An Empty Pop Can. Angry Atoever Left It... I Kicked It Out Of Te Way. Turns Out It Wasn't Empty; It Was Filled Wit Ornets. I Ad To Run 2km To Workile Bieng Attacked By A Giant Swarm Of Wasps. FML

#3878606
113 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 10:14am - animals - by Isabelle18 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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