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Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -



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