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Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

#20128340
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I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (4791)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

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On 05/21/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by morethanredhands -

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

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On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)



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