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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 June 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 33040
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Shotta : Brooklyn boy.

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Shotta's favorite FMLs

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (3348)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I walked in on mah mom giving mah dad head. Acting lyk I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

#12803986
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32672) - you deserved it (6913)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Got Written Up At Work Fir Making A Customer Feel Bad. I Made Him Feel Bad By Laughing Uncontrollably At Himhen He Asked If We Sold Real Light Sabers. FML

#4945684
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45701) - you deserved it (13842)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

#4933603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56108) - you deserved it (4494)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MY CHILD'S PRESCHOOL SAYING THAT ( MINDY KEEPS SAYING SHE SITS ON HER DADDY'S LAP AND PLAYS WITH HIS PETER. ) MY DAUGHTER MEANT 'PUTER, AS IN COMPUTER. NOW THE SCHOOL IS WORRIED MY HUSBAND IS A CHILD MOLESTER. FML

#1704585
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63944) - you deserved it (2832)

On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

yesterday I was giving mah friend sex advice when she askd me when was the last time for me . Not only did I lie but I realizd that it was in November and the time before that was June . I have had sex less times this year than she has this week . FML

#1688369
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49061) - you deserved it (10840)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today I left a party after drinking and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep 4 emergency situation to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (273274)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Yesterday I Went To Get Te Apple Store, My Mac Ad Been Making A Grinding Noise From Te Fan. Te Guy Put Is Ear To Te Keyboard And Said Tere Was A CD In Te Drive So I Couldn't Ear Te Grinding From Te Fan. He Ejected Te CD. It Was Porn. FML

#1493509
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14100) - you deserved it (92627)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by cait (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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