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Shizniddle

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Shizniddle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 July 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shizniddle : Gamer guy trekkie Dad

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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41042) - you deserved it (6549)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27868) - you deserved it (7542)

On 01/11/2013 at 2:09am - animals - by deadhammy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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517 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53801) - you deserved it (311699)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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