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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 July 1981 (34 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44756) - you deserved it (6988)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30911) - you deserved it (7922)

On 01/11/2013 at 2:09am - animals - by deadhammy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60984) - you deserved it (330378)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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