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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    85%
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    6%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    29%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    78%
  • 50 favorites

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    6%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    14%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Shizniddle's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

By NOKHAN - / Friday 25 October 2013 17:17 / United States - Durham

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

By deadhammy - / Friday 11 January 2013 07:09 / United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 09:30 / New Zealand