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Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
by Dog_Lover / 12/18/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by me. / 12/01/2012 at 9:54am / United States / Intimacy
by RyanJarmanForPresident / 11/23/2012 at 4:07am / United States / Kids
by john r.t. / 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
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