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ShitJustG0TReal
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 83
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28855) - you deserved it (8338)

On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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141 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States

Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML

#20174862
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26134) - you deserved it (4163)

On 11/23/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by RyanJarmanForPresident (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)



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